Speak for yourself glen. Oh sure, I can't think of anyone I miss more than that jerk-off. Well I have an hour drive ahead of me to get to work. Fight nice girls

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-Justin

"Everyone's Goal Is To Mine More Coal!"
PAmining
http://www.youtube.com/user/PAmining

I could care less! Trust me, that was only kindergarten name calling. If language wasn't an issue here, I'd have names for that dude and you that you probably have never heard yet. I'm sure your boyfriend Qass would prefer you to grow up just like him!

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-Justin

"Everyone's Goal Is To Mine More Coal!"
PAmining
http://www.youtube.com/user/PAmining

You guys kept pushing and now the silent Majority are coming out of the wood-work ..

Dis-respect is something you Earn ... And he Must have Earned a Alot in his time here ...

Thought He was the One and Only

~> Q-Ball <~



Think the Ladys Name is Lorrie??

The Word Truck-Lorry mean the same as we know BUT ... Are you saying the English version of the English Tounge needs to Get with the Program Ha Ha Ha ...

Suprised you guys dont spell it Truk ...

The last person to stare Mr. T in the eyes was Stevie Wonder.

Wow and i thaught this post was all done.But low and behold here it is again.Just goes to show that everyone can't let the Big Q go.

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CLAP CLAP CLAP EM!!!!!!!!!!!

"TRIPLE NICKLE" BABY


A little something for a good friend......ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So since Glenhd tried to steer the topic back to something closer to its original topic after it had been successfully hijacked by Mr. T here are 57 Mr. T facts to keep us in line on the new topic of discussion.


•Mr. T was actually raised by a tribe of wookies living high in the Sierra Mountains. They blessed him with the ability to pity fools and taught him their sacred language of Jibba Jabba.

•The first human alphabet consisted of only 'Mr.' and 'T'. Other letters eventually had to be created in order to describe things that were not, in fact, awesome.

•Scientists theorize that Mr. T cannot catch AIDS because his T-cells pity the virus into submission. The study of this phenomenon would lead to an AIDS vaccine; however doctors cannot obtain a blood sample because medical science has been unable to invent a hypodermic needle capable of piercing Mr. T’s skin.

•When cloning technology was first being researched, Mr. T was called in to be a test subject. However, there was a terrible miscalculation and the accident created Booker T.

•Mr. T once pitied a third of Europe. This event is now known as The Black Death.

•Don't ever call Mr. T, just "T", somebody did that once, just once...

•Mr. T was really the one responsible for the end of the Cold War. President Reagan sent him over to Russia and upon entering, had so much crunk around his neck, completely destroyed the standard value of gold for those Commie sons of bitches.

•Curious but true: the circumference of Mr. T's chest divided by the circumference of his biceps equals the number of pounds of gold around his neck. Check for yourself if you don't believe me.

•Mr. T is the reason your son is black.

•Guns don’t kill people, Mr. T kills people.

•Mr. T got all his gold chains during a wild night of flashing his man boobs at Mardi Gras in 1993.

•Mr. T's trademark phrase "I pity the foo" was in the first copy of the bible. It was later removed because his righteous gold chains were being worshiped as false idols.

•When Mr. T sleeps, he stores his gold chains in a special closet built for this purpose. We know this place as "Fort Knox".

•The movie "Clash of the Titans" was originally supposed be about an epic battle between Chuck Norris and Mr. T. During the first scene atop Mt. Vesuvius, however, the volcano could not handle the sheer pressure and erupted, burying the city of Pompeii. Hollywood thus invented Greek civilization. Archeologists, while later excavating Pompeii, were too surprised to uncover a series of large gold chains, including one with a giant T emblem.

•They've done studies, you know. Sixty percent of the time, Mr. T pities you all the time.

•Mr. T shot the sheriff and the deputy.

•Mr. T took Mother Nature from behind. We refer to the event as the Big Bang.

•Mr. T never learned to read. Letters learned to accommodate Mr. T's mind.

•Mr. T and Chuck Norris once decided to fight each other. As both possess infinite strength, time and mass became a non issue. The fight is over, still going on and yet to begin all at the same time. This evidence is what gave Einstein his big "relativity" idea. While the results of the fight are impossible for anyone to comprehend, let alone know, two things are certain. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked somebody in the face, and Mr. T pitied a fool.

•The last person who touched Mr. T's gold chains was Helen Keller.

•Earthquakes don't happen when the plates in the Earth are over-stressed by tectonic forces. They happen when Mr. T has to listen to too much jibba-jabba at once, which makes him angry enough to punch cracks in the Earth felt for hundreds of miles.

•Mr. T plays ping pong with a medicine ball.

•Mr. T was asked to be a consultant during the filming of Rocky IV. Upon his arrival he immediately punched Dolph Lundgren in the face for offering a handshake. When the producer asked why he would do such a thing, he picked the man up, lit his head on fire and smoked him. The director was reportedly Cuban.

•Mr. T. once pitied so many fools at once that just thinking about the amount of fools he pitied causes you to be automatically pitied.

•Mr. T once got an erection on a crowded train with beautiful women... they will be missed.

•April 1st became known as "April Fool's Day" only after Mr. T decided it would be easier to pity a whole bunch of fools on a set date rather than pitying a few fools each day.

•Mr. T singlehandedly canceled "Friends" by frowning one time.

•Mr. T's dad once made him play Kiddie-Ball when he was little. The first time he was up to bat he hit a homer. They renamed it T-Ball in his honor.

•Mr. T once had a staring contest with a statue and won.

•Richard Simmons is Vin Diesel, after being pitied by Mr. T.

•Mr. T has such a strong understanding of the English language that he can use the word "pity" as a preposition, adverb and a conjunction in a single sentence.

•Mr. T doesn't lift weights because it infers that he has limits to his strength.

•Mr. T's sweat can be used to purify gold. In addition, he doesn't buy gold... it grows from his neck.

•At first President Bush wanted to invade the A-Team's van. They had intel that Murdock was hiding WMDs. When Bush heard a rumor that it was MR. T's Pity. He decided it would be safer to go after Iraq.

•In 1982 while working as a bouncer Mr. T invented a move so perilous that it is still spoken of with great admiration... that move is forever known as T Bagging.

•At his current pace, Mr. T will have pitied every man, woman and child ever born by the year 2012. At that point, he will descend to Hell, offer a final pity for "that fool Devil," and ascend to take his rightful place as God's bouncer.

•When Mr. T was on the price is right in 1979, he pitied Bob Barker, then he held the wheel still as he spun the world around it.

•Every night Mr. T prays: "God grant me the serenity to accept the fools I cannot pity, the courage to pity the fools I can, and some crazy chrome spinners."

•Mr. T doesn't care what Willis was talking about, it's probably just a bunch of jibba jabba anyway.

•Upon Realizing how many lives it would take to defeat the Japanese in WWII, General McArthur sent Mr. T and Chuck Noris plane tickets to an Anime convention in Hiroshima. I think we all know what happened next.

•In the beginning, Mr. T created the heavens and the earth. And Mr. T said, "Let there be fools"; and there were fools. And Mr. T saw that the fools were bad; and pitied them.

•The Hummer can scale a 60 degree incline. Mr. T's 1982 GMC van can do 115 degrees.

•According to Mr. T only two languages exist: English and Jibba Jabba.

•Mr. T's penis is so intimidating that it was offered a spot on the group of judges for American Idol. However, this offer was dropped because Simon Cowell didn't want a bigger d*ck than he was at the judges table.

•The last time Mr. T took a dump and flushed it, people thought that there were alligators in the New York sewers.

•Mr. T has the ability to kick all forms of ass known to man, 11 forms of ass unknown to man and 3 forms of unknown ass unknown to Yoda. He uses this ability on an hourly basis.

•The only reason Mr. T is not Dr. T is because his thesis, entitled "Fools and Those Who Pity Them", only had a photo of Mr. T with his arms crossed. After the faculty questioned this, they were found dead with their testicles in their eye sockets, even the women. His thesis is still yet to be marked.

•Mr. T, Vin Diesel and Chuck Norris once took a sh*t in the same toilet. The result was Rosie O'Donnell.

•If you could calculate the amount of pity generated by Mr. T every second, you could make infinity feel ashamed of being ridiculously small.

•When creating the alphabet, Mr. T placed the letters M, R, and T in separate areas so people could learn to read and spell without fear.

•When Mr. T looks at a Magic-Eye illusion, the image changes into a crying child and it never changes back.

•A New Jersey doctor once attempted to remove a mole from Mr. T's back. After 19 hours of surgery, the mole remains and the doctor has been left paralyzed from the neck up.

•Scientists don't actually know how old Mr. T is they can only speculate. They will have to wait until he dies cut his penis in half and count the rings.

•There was a time when Mr. T didn't pity fools. That time was called never.

•"Knock, Knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. T" "!!!!."

•Mr. T can tear glass. Phonebooks are for fools.

•Mr. T puts the 'T' in pity. Without the 'T' it would just be piy - and that's just plain silly.

Mr.T dosent do push up's ...he pushes the world down !

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Q-Ball a wolf in Jesus skin ---the sorcerer of reasonable commentary





I smile & wave

Sometimes I think life is just a rodeo,
The trick is to ride and make it to the bell.

Chuck Norris never cries, because of this when he's sad he roundhouse kicks himself and it makes him feel better since he knows he is the only one who can survive the roundhouse.



Chuck Norris does not procreate, he breeds



When asked what type of vehicle he drives, Chuck Norris responded slyly with "Don't you mean what kind of vehicle drives me?"



Chuck Norris' evil twin brother, Richard Simmons, once approached Chuck with the hope of reconciliation, but at the sight of Richard's curly, well kept hair, Chuck Norris became so enraged that he turned green with hate and ripped Richard Simmons arms and legs off. This action was the origin of the Marvel Comic badass, The Incredible Hulk.



Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.



Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of “beard”. Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus’ obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.



Chuck Norris used live ammunition during all shoot-outs. When a director once said he couldn’t, he replied, “Of course I can, I’m Chuck Norris,” and roundhouse kicked him in the face.

If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.



When his martial arts prowess fails to resolve a situation, Chuck Norris plays dead. When playing dead doesn’t work, he plays zombie.



Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.



Scientists used to believe that diamond was the world’s hardest substance. But then they met Chuck Norris, who gave them a roundhouse kick to the face so hard, and with so much heat and pressure, that the scientists turned into artificial Chuck Norris.



God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength roundhouse ability.



When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.



Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.



A duck’s quack does not echo. Chuck Norris is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you, grimly.



Chuck Norris once tried to defeat Garry Kasparov in a game of chess. When Norris lost, he won in life by roundhouse kicking Kasparov in the side of the face.



Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.



Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany.



If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.



Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.



Chuck Norris doesn’t need to swallow when eating food.



If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.



Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.



Ironically, Chuck Norris’ hidden talent is invisibility.



Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly ‘get out of jail free’ card.



Chuck Norris invented water.



Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don’t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.



Chuck Norris went looking for a bar but couldn’t find one. He walked to a vacant lot and sat there. Sure enough within an hour an a half someone constructed a bar around him. He then ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Chuck Norris yelled over the roar of the flames, “always leave things the way you found em!”



One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.



Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker’s real father.



Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.



Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.



Before science was invented it was once believed that autumn occurred when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked every tree in existence.



In the original pilot for Star Trek Next Generation, Chuck Norris can be seen powering the USS Enterprise warp drive with his roundhouse kicks.



Chuck Norris isn’t lactose intolerant. He just doesn’t put up with lactose’s !!!!.



Chuck Norris doesn’t eat. Rather he kicks ass until he’s full.



Scientists in Washington have recently conceded that, if there were a nuclear war, all that would remain are cockroaches and Chuck Norris.



Chuck Norris once threated to sue Burger King because they refused to make it his way. When asked what “his way” detailed, he replied: “with barbed wire and nails, of course”. He then roundhouse kicked the reporter for even asking.



Chuck Norris never “gets laid”, rather: “laid gets Chuck”.



Playgirl magazine once asked Chuck Norris to appear naked in an issue, Chuck laughed at the opporunity saying “there isn’t enough paper in the world to contain my bearded member”. He then killed the editors simply by unzipping his pants.



Helen Keller’s favorite color is Chuck Norris



Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection. There we no survivors.



When Chuck Norris’s wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, “Don’t worry about it honey,” and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, “Never question Chuck Norris.”



Chuck Norris doesnt have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.



When you open a can of whoop-ass, Chuck Norris jumps out.



On June 7th 1994, Chuck Norris entered the same restaurant supermodel Cindy Crawford was eating at. Instinctively, Cindy swept everything off the table, threw herself on it in a fit of lust, and begged Chuck to ravish her. After Chuck finished his beer, he obliged her. When Chuck's magnificent lead sperm cannoned into Cindy's womb it went straight to one of her ovaries and roared, "Which one of you servile wenches thinks you can handle getting split
open by the Chuck!?" All of the eggs cowered in the corner. The same thing happened at the other ovary. "I didn't !!!!ing think so!" shouted the lead sperm which then lead the rest of the troops back into Chuck's balls. Chuck pulled out; roundhouse kicked Cindy in the face and told her, "Don't ever waste my time again."



Chuck Norris can piss into gale force winds.



There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.



Chuck Norris won 'Jumanji' without ever saying the word. He simply beat the living !!!! out of everything that was thrown at him, and the game forfeited.



Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was
a meteor, and still owes him a beer.



Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.



Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.



Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.



After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".






Chuck Norris once went to a frat party, and proceeded to roundhouse every popped collar in sight. He then trank three kegs and shat on their floor, just because he's Chuck Norris.



Chuck Norris found out about Conan O'Brien's lever that shows clips from "Walker: Texas Ranger" and is working on a way to make it show clips of Norris having sex with Conan's wife.



Chuck Norris doesn't have normal white blood cells like you and I. His have a small black ring around them. This signifies that they are black belts in every form of martial arts and they roundhouse kick the !!!! out of viruses. That's why Chuck Norris never gets ill.



Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't !!!! with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

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Q-Ball a wolf in Jesus skin ---the sorcerer of reasonable commentary





I smile & wave

Sometimes I think life is just a rodeo,
The trick is to ride and make it to the bell.

Read this five minutes ago and still can't stop laughing LOL!

While we're on the serious topic of Chuck Norris

try this out...

http://www.nochucknorris.com/

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Why is "phonetically" spelt with a "ph"?

... It's better to be silent and thought a fool, then to speak up and remove all doubt

The complex of Newgrange was originally built between c. 3100 and 2900 BC,[2] meaning that it's aproximately 5,000 years old. According to Carbon-14 dates,[3] it is more than 500 years older than the Great Pyramid of Giza in Egypt, and predates Stonehenge by about 1,000 years.